"Now connect part #579 to underneath side of part #324"......Babs
"Hey guys, what's this Jeff Green voo-doo doll in here for?" ...... racin_red
"Hmmm, wonder if I have enough time while they're working on the car to go to AOL Broadband and check in with all my fans? Naaa, that would take WAY too long!".......SPARKie1260
"Hey guys, I'm going to look at the motor and pretend that it's the reason Steve isn't winning races.".......Jackman
Driver to Steve: " Ya know, last week I drove Jeff Green around and I thought it was funeral procession, it was so quite"......Scott
Sing everybody........"He's got the whole world in his hands. He's got the whole, wide world, in his hands....."..........Sparky
"As I look out around this track......No,......that was Mikey's commercial".......Unknown
"I tried the Princess Di wave, but it just doesn't work for me.".......Unknown
"With my hat this way maybe they'll think I'm Jr.!!".......Unknown
"Come on, Sparkies, the party is in Victory Lane."......Lorna
"...and as he passed by, the crowd went wild, and the song rang out...'There he is--Mr. America'!"~SPARKie1260
Driver to steve: so that's what the hat is supposed to look like! cool!.......islegrace
Oh look it's those wild & crazy girls from Michigan. Slow down!!!..............harleys gal
"If we rebuild him he will go faster....."........Scott
"Ready...Set...Go!!!".....Charlene
"Get out of our way or get mowed over"........ Nikki
"Wondertwin powers...activate!!! Form of a winner!!!"..........Jackman
"Rock, scissors, paper"........Jackman
"I said put your left arm in...that's how you do the hokey pokey!".......Unknown
"Maybe if I finish fifth they will interview me on TNT! Nahhhhhhh" ..............Scott
"I finally got that dad gum floor mat from under my gas pedal!" ........Larry
"PARK it boys, I'm late for my top five finish".......Debbie
"OH NO, it's Ryan! Better get away from him! .....Deenie
Ryan Newman: "If I go through here, will I become the middle of an RCR sandwich?" ........Mary Anne
"EAT MY DUST DEI!" .....~HARLEYS GAL
"Jeff, thanks for my birthday present at Bristol! Let me buy you a BUSCH beer!!!!" ........Scott
Steve: "Well, what are you going to give me for my birthday?" Greenie: "Oh, I've got somethin' extra special for ya, Steve." .......unknown
Steve: Just wait until your birthday. Oh, wait never mind. You'll be out of a ride anyway. ..........Angie
Greenie:Steve why isn't the Pennzoil suit helping me get the ladies? Steve:Jeff get a clue it wasn't the suit that drew all the women,it's what was in the suit that did. And another thing Jeff, yellow definately is not your color. ....~HARLEYS GAL
Steve: Did you get booted alot from this darn ISP too? Green(to himself): Yeah, of course...but you'll be wishing you were getting that boot over the one I'll deliver later. .....~Robby
[reverse photos] Steve: Now Jeff, next time, if it looks like ya got this much room, you'll be ok. ......tgallup
Steve " Dude, I'm telling you, you don't have teammates!" .....Lagleks
Steve: After seeing the photo of what you did to me, I have just one question for ya, man...Why'd ya do it?? Greenie: Well, it's simple, you didn't give me any of that AOL birthday cake! Can't you tell I LOVE BIRTHDAY CAKE!?! .........SPARKie1260
"The ladies love it when I walk away" ........Scott
New Beginnings - Steve Park and Gumby try to restart their careers with AOL. .......Skippy
"Come on, stickman, let's go explain why we need to wear these clothes. ......Parkhill
I wonder if that AOL suit is inflammable... ....Jackman
Steve: "Ok Amy, take a picture, I know you want to!! I've seen your Nascar butts photo album." ........~~Harleys gal
"Alright, Running Man, stand right here and watch the ladies appear! It's Step 1 in Steve's Guide to Hypnotizing Women....have hand prints sewn into the seat of the fire suit! They can't resist it!!!" .........Susan
AOL Man: " I wonder if my butt looks that good? ~~Kelly
"Miss ME?" ........Scott
Steve~Junior,I can't believe those girls picked you over me in the best buns contest.~~Harleysgal
"It'll be OK JR, there is always next year for the championship!" .......Deenie
Steve to Jr...."Did I tell you about those Sparkies? Man, they're awesome! Trish is bombarded with calls about shirts, and they're even tattooing me to their bodies! Is that cool or what?" ~Susan
"I guess Harley misses you, Junior, but he's made some great friends over at RCR. And no, he's not coming to DEI for a visit no matter how much you pout," .....
Lorna
Steve: (whispering) "Hey, Jr. Is it true you shave your legs before every race?" ....Angie
Steve: "I love ya', man." Jr.: "Ya' can't have my Bud, Steve." .......Sparky
"Dale - RCR is much better than DEI - Think about it before you sign the contract." ....Baglady
Spotter: "Clear for takeoff!!" ........Scott
"Up, Up and away in my beautiful, my beautiful...!" ........Scott
"Today's arial views are brought to you by M&Ms" ........Scott
Elliott: "Hey guys, get off the hood!" ........Deenie
"Ohhhhhhh...this is gonna hurt!"...........Green (M&M)
"Thank goodness for this hard candy shell on the outside of the car!!" ........Cami
Steve "It's okay little buddy, you've got teammates!" ~Kelly
Green M&M: "I don't care WHAT you do, Elliott, I'm NOT moving to the front of the car!!!"....Susan
"I bet these M&M's melt in your hands" ......Angie
"That's something I'd expect from the viagra car..." ......Skippy
Elliott: Hey guys, look what I can do. ......Baglady
"Why me" ........Scott
"How about a big hug, steve, from all of your sparkies!" ........Kelly
""why do I feel like I'm in the time-out seat, I didn't do anything wrong"" ........Patricia
"Another long weekend..... " ........Nikki
"Steve watching his crew working the prerace setup in disgust..." That's not the #30 car guys".....Toby
"What are you all looking at? Yeah, it's a tire, ok?" ........Katlag
"Hmmmm, which one of these guys should I smack first? Where's Mike?" ........Angie
"I wish I could just go smack that AOL mascot." ........Christy
"Wonder where Tina is?" .......Tina (of course)
"What Stinks.....oh yeah, it's this team !" ........D'Andra
"If looks could kill, Beam would be a smudge on the garage floor!" ........Lorna
"Hey, Phil, I love ya, man, but turn off the frickin' camera..." ........Susan
"30 and out!!" ........Scott
"I'm Outta Here!".....Charlene
"Smoke and mirrors" ........Becky
"Go Steve Racer"..... MaryAnne
"I just ran over the AOL Running man... if I make a fast getaway, they won't catch me!!" ........MaryAnne
